pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

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thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

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thebreakfastgenie:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

the odds of getting salmonella from cookie dough are very low. of course, they increase the more you eat, but that’s sort of the point. russian roulette with cookie dough. make the weak version, if you like. I still believe in survival of the fittest. 

thebreakfastgenie:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

the odds of getting salmonella from cookie dough are very low. of course, they increase the more you eat, but that’s sort of the point. russian roulette with cookie dough. make the weak version, if you like. I still believe in survival of the fittest. 

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grave-at-trenzalore:

followingthedeer:

sainthannah:

heatherbat:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.
…and history remembers her as pretty.

AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY

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this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary

grave-at-trenzalore:

followingthedeer:

sainthannah:

heatherbat:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.

…and history remembers her as pretty.

AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY

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this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary

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"If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,"

— Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via mumfordslionheart)

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newyorkcityfeelings:

Midtown 

manhood:

buttrimming:

vibruhtor:

Pretty Hurts was originally written for Katy Perry lmao can u imagine

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This is actually true. Sia wrote the song and e-mailed it to Katy Perry but she never read her e-mails. So she sent it to Rihanna, who didn’t pay the fee to keep the song. Finally when she sent the song to Beyoncé, she immediately took it. 

When Katy Perry heard the song, she asked why Sia hadn’t sent it to her first… Sia replied: Check your e-mail.

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New MLS Logo + Western Conference

I like this so much better then what they have now with just the colors. The new logo is good because they can do anything with it, and I think they should do something like this instead of just changing to have the club colors.

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I got a 2nd interview!!

Full time Social Media Coordinator job with a communications agency!!

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cosmopolitanmagazine:

Every time taylorswift blogs something on Tumblr 

cosmopolitanmagazine:

Every time taylorswift blogs something on Tumblr 

lemmy-the-octopus said: Do you ever feel bad for Rachel?

orphanblack:

Only around sharpened pencils.

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queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

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